The Good. The Bad. The Asinine.

The Bible – Good Bad Asinine Version

There are many versions of the bible. And they’re all boring. So I’m writing my own.

The first chapter, Genesis 1, can be found here. Enjoy.

A few quick notes:

  1. Hover your mouse over a bible reference (e.g. Gn 1:1) to view the King James verse that I have improved upon.
  2. Click on a footnote link (e.g. Note 1) to be taken the relevant footnote at the bottom of the post. Click (back) to be taken back to where you were.
  3. I would like to thank god and his followers for writing the bible, and giving me such good material to work with.

Category: GBAV


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