The Good. The Bad. The Asinine.

There are many versions of the bible. And they’re all boring. So I’m writing my own.

The first chapter, Genesis 1, can be found here. Enjoy.
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A few quick notes:

1. Hover your mouse over a bible reference (e.g. Gn 1:1) to view the King James verse that I have improved upon.
2. Click on a footnote link (e.g. ^{Note 1}) to be taken the relevant footnote at the bottom of the post. Click (back) to be taken back to where you were.
3. I would like to thank god and his followers for writing the bible, and giving me such good material to work with.
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